Feb 4

A Riddle

Category: Reporting from Work

What is angry and makes loud, explosive sounds that the military should implement as sonic weaponage, using nothing but paper and scissors, all while listening to Mary J. Blige?

No, it’s not Collin making strings of paper dolls to drape along his bed post to ensure a night full of rainbow-sparkly dreams (he doesn’t like Mary J. Blige-ish music).

Answer: Eleanore clipping coupons. All night long with the clipping and violent release of scissors onto the desk, pausing here and there to yell into the phone about young people being "STOOPit".

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5 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana February 4th, 2008 9:08 pm

    … it was better when she could watch her shows.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart February 4th, 2008 9:10 pm

    THANK YOU. A&E kept her off the fucking PHONE too. UGH she’s talking with food in her mouth again.

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart February 4th, 2008 10:40 pm

    OMG she’s cutting again.

  4. Bueno Mexicana February 4th, 2008 11:08 pm

    it’s just a shame it’s not her wrists.

  5. Alyson Hell February 5th, 2008 9:21 am

    You KNOW this one cracked me up.

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