Oct 18

dreams and shit

Yesterday, Jessi won the title of Best Fiancee in the History of People Getting Engaged by buying Bill two tickets to today’s Steelers game.

Anyway, if you live in Pittsburgh (which I do) and know anything about the Steelers (which I don’t, on purpose even), then you know tickets are kind of hard to come by and not very cheap when you do. So it was kind of a big deal for Bill, whose dream was to see the Steelers play in Heinz Field, and he cried.

I kind of want to steal Jessi from Bill so she can make my dreams come true, too.


This was right after the ticket deal went down at a nearby gas station.

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My favorite part of this picture is totally Jessi in the background, God love her.


And here they are today, before they left for the game. You’d never know they’re from Michigan. Until they start talking all weird.

Actually, I guess I had a dream realized as well. Last night, we went to Cheeseman’s Fright Farm, and Freddy Kreuger totally hooked me up with Michael Myers.

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I’m talking about Freddy straight up went and FETCHED him for me after Bill and Jessi were all, “Whoa, back up, g. Michael Myers is her boo, not yo’ triflin’ ass” when he tried horror-flirting with me.  Plus, on the hayride, one of the chainsaw guys totally sat next to me and gyrated all up on my side while waving the chainsaw in my face, and I have to say, it was pretty fucking erotic.

Bill had an opportunity to do something nice for Jessi in return by letting her pick out one of the bunnies that were for sale (and desperately coveted by her) at Cheeseman’s farm, but Bill hates all things cute and cuddly.

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Pass it on.

Also we ate lunch at Kelly O’s yesterday (which has graced an episode of Diners, Dive-Ins and Drives*), where Jessi had her first taste of haluski and also managed to go the whole weekend without getting maimed by my cat Marcy, so I think it’s safe to say we all had a good weekend. Except Henry. He’s always miserable.

I’m sad that they’re leaving today.

[*Apparently, Bill hates Guy Fieri, and one of the things on the menu was “Mush, the way Guy likes it”. Bill ranted,  quite disgustedly, “I don’t know what mush is, but if it’s the way Guy likes it, then I know it’s the way I don’t like it.” Maybe I still had some of that apple pie in my system, but that was the funniest thing in the world to me and I wanted to make a plaque to monument that moment.]


11 Comments so far

  1. Blue Shirt October 18th, 2009 6:47 pm

    aw! bill and jessi are so cute. i’m so glad you had so much fun with them. i’m sure they had just as much fun with you! :)

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart October 19th, 2009 7:39 pm

    They really are cute as hell, and the non-sickening kind to boot. I love them!

  3. Jessi October 19th, 2009 8:12 am

    I know you must really love us considering you let us in your house wearing Steelers gear, without poisoning us (as far as I know).

    No need to steal me away, there’s plenty of Jessi awesomeness to go around. I am all about spoiling my people and making their dreams come true, I’ll be sure to show you a good time if/when you visit us in the mitt!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart October 19th, 2009 7:40 pm

    I’ve been wanting to come visit you guys for so long! I’m hoping that the holiday season is a good one for my Etsy biz, and then it’s on!

  5. Janna October 20th, 2009 12:14 am

    I had tons of fun on Saturday night with everyone. Thanks for inviting me along!!!

    I liked it best when Michael Myers showed up, stopped, looked at you, and whipped out his knife.

    And yeah, those are great pictures. Jessi and Bill are pretty cute.

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart October 20th, 2009 9:43 pm

    I liked it best when Michael pulled out that real butcher knife and shoved it into your neck oh wait that was only in my dreams:(

  7. Lead Balloon October 20th, 2009 2:08 pm

    My sideburns bow down to Bill’s sideburns.

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart October 20th, 2009 9:42 pm

    Aren’t they ridic?? And I mean that in the nicest respect.

    In other news, my blog screamed STRANGER DANGER when your comment came through. j/k omg!

  9. Alyson Hell October 23rd, 2009 12:09 pm

    EEeeEeEeE Bill has a TROY POLAMALU jersey onnnnnnnnnn!

    What a kickass present! I’d cry too!!!

    But I Tolhursted at Jessi in the background.

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart October 23rd, 2009 9:57 pm

    My dream is that someday you can meet Bill and Jessi. They’re good people and I know you guys would get along, if not solely based on your Steelers love!

  11. scintillated October 24th, 2009 11:15 am

    AWWWWWWWWW!!! That is so cool. I wish I could go to a freakin’ Stillers game. Gaaaaah!

    I’m glad that yinz all had fun. Maybe I’ll be around the next time that they’re in town.

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