Mar 19 2008

Category: Henrying

I’m in the car with Henry and as usual he’s flapping his lips into his cell phone. He always talks extra loud when he’s on a "business" call and it angers my ears. The nature of this particular call is for him to give directions to a truck driver (this is what he lives for).

"I’ll get into the warehouse at 1:00AM, get you off and then get you out," Henry said, unaware that he turned something as innocent as unloading a truck into an indecent proposal.

Right now he’s inside Dave’s Music Mine buying tickets to Friday’s Armor For Sleep show. I wonder how long it takes him to inadvertently offer to jack off the cashier.

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  1. Amelia March 20th, 2008 11:00 am

    I Laughed Out Loud.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart March 20th, 2008 3:36 pm

    I long for the day that you get to meet Henry so you can see what a freaking dork he is.

  3. Janelle (spsilverfox) March 23rd, 2008 10:49 am

    “I’ll get into the warehouse at 1:00AM, get you off and then get you out,” Henry said, unaware that he turned something as innocent as unloading a truck into an indecent proposal.

    haha! I do that all the time…inadvertently say things that end up sounding dirty

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