Apr 24

Bon Voyage to the Three’s

Category: chooch

Today is Chooch’s last day as a three-year-old. Here’s hoping he’s as charming and adorable as I was at that age, because if he continues down this path of petulance, I’m not so sure I can continue being his mommy.

You got that, Child Protective Services?

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Pantsless zombie, the new fashion statement. It’s what I’m wearing to work on Monday.

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This is either him emulating the undead or mocking me. I can’t decipher between the two anymore.

God help me.

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If the two’s were terrible, then the three’s were a regular trepanning.


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This was right as he was saying, “Zombies are fucking assholes.”

We are currently looking into homeschooling. Well, Henry is. I’m looking into a nice one bedroom apartment a few states away.

12 comments

12 Comments so far

  1. sarah mascara April 24th, 2010 5:24 pm

    zombies -are- fucking assholes!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart April 24th, 2010 8:10 pm

    Definitely can’t argue with that!

  3. dorei April 24th, 2010 7:05 pm

    Happy birthday Chooch! (Now will he forever be known as Chooch or do you actually call him by his real name?)

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart April 24th, 2010 8:03 pm

    Thanks!

    We call him both. It’s kind of evenly split between Chooch and Riley throughout the family. If anyone asks him his name, he always says Riley, thank god!

    Personally, I call him Chooch more than Riley. I have to hesitate sometimes when I talk about him to people who don’t know him as Chooch.

  5. Jenn April 24th, 2010 7:36 pm

    If you homeschool Chooch he’s going to be the most awesome human being in the history of the universe!

    I really kind of want one of his zombie pictures. Would you sell one as a print instead of a card? I need to wash my walls and put up some art. I have had my eye on one of yours for a long time. <3

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart April 24th, 2010 8:04 pm

    Oh man, I’m not sure if I have the patience to homeschool though. That’s like, hardcore parenting right there!

    Emailed you about the rest. :)

  7. Francesco Likes you: and is under the influence April 24th, 2010 8:19 pm

    haha oh chooch. He’s for reals the only cool kid I know of.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOCH! MAKE IT AN EPIC ONE!
    (zombies are totally fucking assholes. good that you learn this lesson early. me? it took 20 years)

    also, pantless zombie has totally been seen on the runways lately! HOW “HAUTE” OF CHOOCH! momma’s* proud

    *homo stranger who you’ve never met

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart April 26th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Come to his birthday party!

  9. Francesco Likes you: and is under the influence April 26th, 2010 1:58 pm

    when is it?

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart April 27th, 2010 9:13 am

    Saturday, May 8. I know that’s not much notice, but I wanted to put it out there!

  11. Francesco April 27th, 2010 9:43 am

    I could because that’s my reading week! and I don’t have tooooo much work to do
    however I do have a fashion competition and costumes for the toronto circus school

    I’ll let you know closer to the date

    I’d have no clue what to get him for his birthday! at his age I wanted Barbies. Does chooch like barbies?
    what about chocolate covered espresso beans and a drum set? is that a good gift for a 4yr old boy?

  12. Jessi May 5th, 2010 4:34 pm

    Homeschooling Chooch could be truly interesting, but you’d have to take summer vacations away for your own sanity. I have never called him by his legal name or witnessed anyone else do so… I’m not entirely convinced Chooch isn’t his real name, and this whole “Riley thing” isn’t just a ploy to sound somewhat normal.

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