Jan 6 2020
Annual #SerialKiller #Valentines Commercial
Sorry fiends, but it’s that time of the year when CEO Erin Rachelle comes out of hiding and begins acknowledging her greeting card business. I’ll try to not be too annoying about it, but I AM working on a new set of mini-cards for the 2020 season that I’m pretty stoked about so hopefully I’ll be ready to share those soon! But until then, let’s revisit my best sellers, the mini-sets of serial killer love cards!
Stop looking at my tacky, chipped nail polish for a second and peep these mini serial killer Valentines instead! In the past, I was selling these as six-card perforated sheets, but let’s be real – you guys want more. I get it! So we made them just a TAD smaller and now you can get SIXTEEN of these babies (SIXTEEN!!) in a set for only $8!
I love these cards so much because they bring back fond memories of Valentine parties in elementary school, when we all got to fuck a shoebox with a glue stick and crepe paper and then we all got to run away, stuffing Scooby Doo sentiments into everyone’s “mailbox” even if we didn’t like the person because THE TEACHER SAID. My favorite part was the candy and cupcakes though. I was a fat kid.
And then in fifth grade, I was the fat kid with a perm.
AND BRACES.
FML.
But I somehow still got Valentines so I didn’t hate the damn day.
Even now, as a grown as adult, I like passing out Valentines at work. I passed the serial killer ones out one year to mixed reviews. My one co-worker received an Albert Fish one and sent me an email that said, “OMG I just Wiki’d that guy. He was so terrible! Why would you give me that card?!”
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Surprisingly, no one reported me to HR.
Life is all about taking risks, you know?
Each set comes packaged in these adorable little bags. I’m obsessed with them. (Please note: bags vary year to year, depending on what’s available to us! I’m also on the prowl for a more eco-friendly option. Might not be as cute, but either is global warming. So…)
These are perfect for the true crime buffs in your life, and with all new TV shows and Netflix documentaries focused on murder, these are super timely and relevant. I’ve had customers purchase these sets to turn into garland for their mantle, and another customer bought both sets to hide around the house for her husband to randomly stumble across throughout the year. HOW ADORABLE IS THAT. Every day can be Valentine’s Day with these little cards!
This set features some old standbys as well as some brand new designs that I made specifically for this set:
- Harry Powers
- Ed Gein #1
- Gary Ridgway
- Richard Speck
- Charles Manson
- HH Holmes
- Richard Ramirez
- Ken & Barbie Killers
- Lizzie Borden
- Aileen Wuornos (new design!)
- Ed Gein #2
- David Berkowitz (new design!)
- BTK (new design!)
- Zodiac Killer (new design!)
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Jerry Brudos (new design!)
I should have taken new pictures for this blog post because my current nail job is much neater.
Nope…I just looked at my nails. Not that great.
Aren’t I great at product photography!!?!?!?
I’m so into these little guys. Please purchase some! If you mention that you came from Oh Honestly, Erin, I’ll throw in a surprise freebie! (Not frisbee, which is what I originally typed. That would jack up the shipping fee considerably.)
There’s also a healthy selection of regular Valentine cards over at my Etsy too in case the minis aren’t your cup of (laced) tea. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. Cook on, mothercheffers!
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