I think I broke a leg muscle, too.

Henrying

Apr 092008

Henry made me take today off from working out. Mainly I guess because I can’t get my left arm to go straight.

Probably also because he wants me fat, fat, fatter still. Very strategic.

2 Responses to “I think I broke a leg muscle, too.”

Bueno Mexicana says:

April 9, 2008 at 8:04 pm

tgfh.

example 1065b. why i never agree with the leaving henry thoughts.

you aren’t fat!!!!!!

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- Tuna Tar-Tart says:
  
  April 9, 2008 at 8:07 pm
  
  am so!
  
  well, maybe compared to gay ryan i’m not.
  
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