Jul 212010

One of the best things about being a member (it took me four tries to spell ‘member,’ I hate myself today) of Etsy’s Dark Side is the birthday swap that goes on there. I had forgotten that I had signed up for it until Monday, when I came home to a package that Henry had propped on the fireplace mantle, (sort of) out of Chooch’s reach.

“Oh shit, birthday swap!” I yelled, after remembering that my birthday is July 30 and that I haven’t sent away for any complimentary Bibles lately.

It was a gift from the undeniably awesome Canadian Meeshah!

Knowing that I love horror movies, she painted me this:

I fucking love it! Of course Chooch thinks it’s his and we’ve been fighting over it like hateful siblings ever since.

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She also included a skull necklace, which I wanted to wear to work yesterday but Henry was being an asshole and wouldn’t put it on for me. THIS is why we’re not married, you guys.

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Just this. Not my infidelities, oh no.

So far this birthday has the promise of being way better than last year’s disaster.

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Thank you, Meeshah and Etsy’s Dark Side for making this ol’ sack of emo potatoes feel loved.

  7 Responses to “Early Birthday Stuff!”

  1. Hello there! :) Im super glad you love your gifts!!! Enjoy your birthday !! :)

  2. Ha, complimentary bibles…you crack me up…d

  3. OH EM GEE I freaking LOVE that necklace! Gorgeousness. You must snap a shot of yourself wearing it if Henry ever decides to be nice and put it on for you. :P also how old are you going to be this year??

  4. Fan-effing-tactic! I’m totally in love with your Jason painting (jealous)
    I just got a gang of awesome birthday stuff too! I love our team!

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