Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 11:11 Peeing pants at dentist’s. #
- 15:55 In chooch’s hands: black babydoll & naked white babydoll w/ red lips, alienish cranium. #
- 17:17 wishing i had a mallet with which to clunk myself on head. #
- 19:30 Evidently I’m oblivious to a lot of things. #
- 20:17 I wish I was pretty like a cake. Unless its an armadillo cake. #
- 20:30 Now that Bob and Collin are gone, Eleanore and I talk about diapers and itchy skin. Oh, the laffs. #
- 20:51 I’m pretty like a urinal cake, anyway. #
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I’m going to give Henry a urinal cake for his birthday. A homemade one. I’ll eat lots of asparagus beforehand.
black baby doll- chooch knows what’s up.
please don’t clunk yourself.
He had the doll resting on the windowsill this morning and for some reason it really made me laugh!
I wish I had unlimited texting so I could get your updates throughout the day. I’m too cheap!!