Apr 19 2008
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Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 10:03 Trying to build something AWESOME with blocks but Chooch keeps taking them from me.#
- 10:22 Henry just came home to chooch & me shrieking & stampeding & said "ppl walking by must think idiots live here." Hope so. #
- 11:29 Working from home is for gaybos. #
- 16:48 Just bathed in the crumbs of a Russian tea cake. #
- 16:56 Getting complimented on my perfume by Tina makes me feel like she’s coming on to me. #
- 17:44 At exactly 405pm my heart fluttered. Wtf I’m a sucker. #
- 18:06 I hate that I can proofread the shit out of someone else’s writing but I look like a bumbling hick w/ my own. #
- 21:45 If I was a robot, I’d want to be made of copper. Maybe stuffed with the guts of a dead nun. #
- 22:13 Eleanore has graduated from coupon cutting to construction paper cutting. #
- 09:37 Convinced my kid is going to grow up to be a scary contortionist in a Tool video. #
- 11:11 Just told my 2yo son he needs to start pulling his weight around here. Was srs. #
- 11:31 Chooch doesn’t like pierogies. People in Pittsburgh get beat up for that. #
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“# 10:22 Henry just came home to chooch & me shrieking & stampeding & said “ppl walking by must think idiots live here.” Hope so.”
Cracking the hell up SO BAD!!!
as a copper robot you would oxidize and turn a pretty patina. aw! how cute would you be!!!
also- noting patina robots for futre tattoos.
what’s a futre tattoo?
OH. Future.
Lolsies!!