Apr 22 2008

Stupid tweets

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:02 It’s surprising how many times a day I wash dishes, considering there’s only three of us and Chooch mostly eats off the floor. #
  • 13:36 I still feel sad when I think about Versace’s murder. Like I was his bastard child from a hetero fling & I got gypped out of inheritance.  #
  • 14:56 At work and it suddenly smells like someone just peed. #
  • 15:02 Pee smell was burning bag of popcorn that someone tossed, still aflame, in the trash. Big Bob saved day.  #
  • 15:22 Dear Robert Smith: not sure what I’d have done if you weren’t born. Happy fucking birthday, yo. #
  • 17:46 I usually have no idea what I’m talking about, but I like to think it sounds good. #
  • 19:25 define irony: asking Eleanore to cut – WITH SCISSORS – a stray thread from the back of my shirt #
  • 20:36 I often have urges to punch myself in the head. like now. what a coincidence. #
  • 09:29 I could never just take a hearty bite out of a whole tomato and call it a snack. That’s what apples are for. And Sno-balls. #
  • 11:07 Hoping the "poop, then stick fingers in it" phase ends soon. For Chooch, I mean. I outgrew that three yrs ago. #

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6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. Tuna Tar-Tart April 22nd, 2008 6:00 pm

    wordpress, stop fucking with me.

  2. Bueno Mexicana April 22nd, 2008 6:22 pm

    you’re weird.

    though- i agree with the tomato thing.

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart April 22nd, 2008 6:24 pm

    at least i’m not a HOBO and weird. or an AMPUTEE and weird. I can handle being just weird.

  4. Bueno Mexicana April 22nd, 2008 9:09 pm

    well- i for one, am glad you’re weird.

    oh, and that you have all of your appendages.

  5. Jess April 22nd, 2008 11:10 pm

    I am too stupid to get this stupid thing to work on my damn blog.

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart April 22nd, 2008 11:28 pm

    A few people mentioned that it takes a day or two to start posting on LJ. It won’t automatically post here for me at all. I have to have it emailed to me and then copy and paste. It’s annoying!!

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