Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 13:48 On our way to Gray Gardens for Choochs birthday cake. Getting high first might have been a good idea. Oh, hindsight. #
• 14:03 My only task was picking up ice cream. When did vanilla branch off into so many sub-flavors? Jesus Christ. #
• 17:47 Ppl will probably think Henry is his kids’ chaperone at the show tonite, when really he’s mine. #
• 18:33 For some reason we were just escorted to the front of the line. W/o even making it to the end. Wtf. #
• 19:21 Hi we got in the VIP! #
• 19:50 Drop Dead Gorgeous just came on and Henry said OH GR8 right before his head burst. #
• 23:12 Motherfucking Chiodos FTW!!!! #
• 23:22 Christina drives like the ppl I get stuck behind that make me scream FUCKING DRIVE in a Satan voice. #
• 10:50 Considered arranging for christinas car to get jacked so she’d have to stay in pittsburgh. #

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