This was one of the nicest Mother’s Days I’ve had in some time (minus the SHAVED ICE incident) and I’m so glad that Chooch and Henry were both on board with my idiotic wish if driving 3 hours for vegan junk food.
I really really really enjoyed our post-lunch digestive walk about the nearby rose garden. We were laughing (OK I was laughing) at one point when I realized that all the other mothers there that afternoon were dressed in spring dresses or some type of feminine equivalent and here I come in my pink vans and NCT127 shirt, bitches.
You know, becoming a mom is one of the best decisions I ever made in my whole entire life, but going hand-in-hand with that was my decision to not lose myself when becoming a mom. Sometimes I wonder if Chooch would have preferred a real MOM-mom in lieu of the landychild mom he was born to. Hold on, I’m going to ask him. I’ll report back.
WELP, HIS ANSWER WAS AN EXTREMELY PUT-OFF “I DON’T KNOW.”
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Also, check out that mini-bitch ruining our photo!!
I was going to try and remove those people from my picture but then I felt too tired/couldn’t care anymore.
Two crazy parts about yesterday:
- we didn’t fight at all (EXCEPT FOR WHEN THE SHAVED ICE THING HAPPENED)
- we didn’t encounter any annoying people anywhere we went
Let’s be real though for a second – I have to plan my own Fun Times or else we’ll just stay home and I’ll sit here all day waiting for something that’s never going to happen. I think that’s why I actually like stupid Miley Cyrus’s “Flowers” – because that’s basically me even though I’m not single (or am I??).
Sometimes you just gotta make your own happiness, you guys!