May 9 2008
Chemically Imbalanced Tweets: Overboard
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:33 Dear god, thank you for Gossip Girl. #
- 15:59 Sometimes I’m in the mood for slicing. Like now, I’m thinking of sharp blades and eyeing up my flesh. #
- 16:50 Christina and I just had one of those faggy ‘I appreciate you’ moments. I need a face-punch now. #
- 17:16 Bob just told me that when he first started working here, he thought I was 21. #
- 17:35 I’m not sure what this means but listening to Norma Jean makes me want to both have sex & go on a stabbing spree. Maybe stab whoever I’m fucking #
- 17:37 i swear i don’t have bones beneath my bed. #
- 20:04 i never hated the sound of scissors until i started working here. #
- 20:19 I should be a rapper based solely on my psychotic hatred for cops alone. #
- 20:20 i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all "this is alarming, u know" #
- 22:16 Christina just said i’m acting like i showered in espresso and i am LAFFING at that. Laffing. Hahaha. OH BOY. #
- 08:39 I want christina to move in with us so I can play her and henry off each other. Win/win for me. #
- 10:06 The last time I felt like this I charged a $3000 business investment to my moms AmEx hahahahaha. #
- 10:46 Told Christina that Kennywood once had fastest roller coaster& she asked if it was named Erins Emotions. She’s funny sometimes #
- 12:00 Remember when I wanted to cut off my arm and keep it as a pet? Those were the days.#
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Fuckin’ cops! Everyone should hate them!
YES! Join my army!
henry would be the only loser if i moved in with you guys…
the arm thing… that’s creepy, erin!
but its like you said, you take some of the heat off henry so he doesn’t have to worry about if he’s giving me enough attention since i am SO HIGH MAINTENANCE.
you’re not that high maintenance…
ok, maybe you are. but- it’s charming!
i’m like a plant: i need a ton of attention or i’ll die.
wait, i don’t know anything about plants so i dunno if that was the right analogy?
well- it sort of works. your point was made.
god, i don’t want you to die!!!!
“i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all “this is alarming, u know”
*CRACKING UP*
This is why I like you so much!!!