Chemically Imbalanced Tweets: Overboard

May 9

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

15:33 Dear god, thank you for Gossip Girl. #
15:59 Sometimes I’m in the mood for slicing. Like now, I’m thinking of sharp blades and eyeing up my flesh. #
16:50 Christina and I just had one of those faggy ‘I appreciate you’ moments. I need a face-punch now. #
17:16 Bob just told me that when he first started working here, he thought I was 21. #
17:35 I’m not sure what this means but listening to Norma Jean makes me want to both have sex & go on a stabbing spree. Maybe stab whoever I’m fucking #
17:37 i swear i don’t have bones beneath my bed. #
20:04 i never hated the sound of scissors until i started working here. #
20:19 I should be a rapper based solely on my psychotic hatred for cops alone. #
20:20 i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all "this is alarming, u know" #
22:16 Christina just said i’m acting like i showered in espresso and i am LAFFING at that. Laffing. Hahaha. OH BOY. #
08:39 I want christina to move in with us so I can play her and henry off each other. Win/win for me. #
10:06 The last time I felt like this I charged a $3000 business investment to my moms AmEx hahahahaha. #
10:46 Told Christina that Kennywood once had fastest roller coaster& she asked if it was named Erins Emotions. She’s funny sometimes #
12:00 Remember when I wanted to cut off my arm and keep it as a pet? Those were the days.#

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8 comments

8 Comments so far

laurapalmer813 May 9th, 2008 12:58 pm

Fuckin’ cops! Everyone should hate them!
Tuna Tar-Tart May 9th, 2008 3:12 pm

YES! Join my army!
Bueno Mexicana May 9th, 2008 7:09 pm

henry would be the only loser if i moved in with you guys…

the arm thing… that’s creepy, erin!
Tuna Tar-Tart May 9th, 2008 7:12 pm

but its like you said, you take some of the heat off henry so he doesn’t have to worry about if he’s giving me enough attention since i am SO HIGH MAINTENANCE.
Bueno Mexicana May 9th, 2008 7:38 pm

you’re not that high maintenance…

ok, maybe you are. but- it’s charming!
Tuna Tar-Tart May 9th, 2008 7:41 pm

i’m like a plant: i need a ton of attention or i’ll die.

wait, i don’t know anything about plants so i dunno if that was the right analogy?
Bueno Mexicana May 9th, 2008 7:57 pm

well- it sort of works. your point was made.

god, i don’t want you to die!!!!
Alyson Hell May 10th, 2008 9:36 am

“i made myself so angry about cops the other night that i started laffing uncontrollably and henry was all “this is alarming, u know”

*CRACKING UP*

This is why I like you so much!!!