Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 09:22 Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; I’m still dancing. #
- 09:24 And I won’t stop til I break something. (Hopefully not my neck.) You can’t listen to Dance Gavin Dance and NOT dance. #
- 09:48 Found a mix cd I made a few yrs ago, aptly titled: Henry Double Fists Himself While Watching Mr. Rogers. #
- 10:42 Forgot to lock my desk at work. I hope no one steals my rufies and the cigar box of fingers. And my rosary. God, not my rosary! #
- 11:10 Was asked what besides exercise I’m doing to lose weight. Cocaine, laxatives & long nites at the brothel, obv. #
- 17:35 Chooch is dragging pretzels thru ketchup. Making mama proud, that boy. #
- 20:36 Just walked by anthony green. So precious. #
- 20:41 Just got a splinter in my boob. #
- 20:47 Pelican is on and Henry said he feels like he’s on downers. This is murder music. #
- 20:47 Like, I can picture myself running around with a blood-soaked ice pick, flesh hanging off the tip. #
- 20:49 Henry won’t applaud. #
- 20:53 Countdown to meltdown. #
- 20:55 Henry won’t stand with me. I smell a horse headed pillow in his future. #
- 21:04 Its like watching Jesus on stage every time, if Jesus were wont to get high and sing to a crowd of studded belts and hoodies. #
- 21:05 Now would be a good time for a cigarette and a good cold-cocking. #
- 21:07 Me: must be nice to get to have a Circa tshirt. Henry: Christina will buy you one. #
- 21:20 Choochs namesake just took the stage. #
- 21:41 Drowning in a digital sea. #
- 21:42 ….With Ken and Barbie. #
- 22:19 Henrys illustrating how annoying I am by doing to me the things I do to him. #
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Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; Iâ€™m still dancing.
can’t wait till i get chooch actually stoned, wait… i mean… you win!!!!!
LOL NICE ONE!
God, at least it would calm him down though. He’s nearly as hyper as me!
IS THE ROSARY SAFE?!?!?!?
Yes thank God! I can continue fucking myself with it.
casting a religious spell begging for forgiveness… as. i. type.
What, so now THAT’S wrong too??
boob splinters hurt!
i pinched my boob today while crushing a 12-pack cardboard box for recylcing! not WITH my boobs – get your brain out of the gutter! still not quite sure how i managed it, but iwas crushing it and it opened up one of those little slits in the box and pinched my boob like hell! i was confused.
it is late.
i am not making sense
I think this might be the best comment you ever left me! I honestly LOLd!