May 15

tweets make bones stronger

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 09:22 Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; I’m still dancing. #
  • 09:24 And I won’t stop til I break something. (Hopefully not my neck.) You can’t listen to Dance Gavin Dance and NOT dance. #
  • 09:48 Found a mix cd I made a few yrs ago, aptly titled: Henry Double Fists Himself While Watching Mr. Rogers. #
  • 10:42 Forgot to lock my desk at work. I hope no one steals my rufies and the cigar box of fingers. And my rosary. God, not my rosary! #
  • 11:10 Was asked what besides exercise I’m doing to lose weight. Cocaine, laxatives & long nites at the brothel, obv. #
  • 17:35 Chooch is dragging pretzels thru ketchup. Making mama proud, that boy. #
  • 20:36 Just walked by anthony green. So precious. #
  • 20:41 Just got a splinter in my boob. #
  • 20:47 Pelican is on and Henry said he feels like he’s on downers. This is murder music. #
  • 20:47 Like, I can picture myself running around with a blood-soaked ice pick, flesh hanging off the tip. #
  • 20:49 Henry won’t applaud. #
  • 20:53 Countdown to meltdown. #
  • 20:55 Henry won’t stand with me. I smell a horse headed pillow in his future. #
  • 21:04 Its like watching Jesus on stage every time, if Jesus were wont to get high and sing to a crowd of studded belts and hoodies. #
  • 21:05 Now would be a good time for a cigarette and a good cold-cocking. #
  • 21:07 Me: must be nice to get to have a Circa tshirt. Henry: Christina will buy you one. #
  • 21:20 Choochs namesake just took the stage. #
  • 21:41 Drowning in a digital sea. #
  • 21:42 ….With Ken and Barbie. #
  • 22:19 Henrys illustrating how annoying I am by doing to me the things I do to him. #

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9 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana May 15th, 2008 5:12 pm

    Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; I’m still dancing.

    can’t wait till i get chooch actually stoned, wait… i mean… you win!!!!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart May 15th, 2008 5:16 pm


    God, at least it would calm him down though. He’s nearly as hyper as me!

  3. Bueno Mexicana May 15th, 2008 5:56 pm

    … almost.

  4. Bueno Mexicana May 15th, 2008 5:13 pm


  5. Tuna Tar-Tart May 15th, 2008 5:16 pm

    Yes thank God! I can continue fucking myself with it.

  6. Bueno Mexicana May 15th, 2008 5:59 pm

    casting a religious spell begging for forgiveness… as. i. type.

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart May 15th, 2008 6:02 pm

    What, so now THAT’S wrong too??

  8. merrymerry May 16th, 2008 1:42 am

    boob splinters hurt!

    i pinched my boob today while crushing a 12-pack cardboard box for recylcing! not WITH my boobs – get your brain out of the gutter! still not quite sure how i managed it, but iwas crushing it and it opened up one of those little slits in the box and pinched my boob like hell! i was confused.

    it is late.

    i am not making sense

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart May 16th, 2008 12:42 pm

    I think this might be the best comment you ever left me! I honestly LOLd!

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