Dec 23 2010

School Assembly Bullshit

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I’m sitting in a church, waiting for the roof to collapse, and also for Chooch’s fucking class to get their asses out here and sing Jingle Bells so I can peace the fuck out of this God structure.

There are a lot of obnoxious parents here.

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One of them is in front of me with her screaming baby and she is seemingly under the impression that he is precious; well, I’m here to tell you that he is not. And Henry is next to me, trying to crack jokes, but my only response is hissing.

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His mom is here too. She asked me what I do at my job and I was like, “You wouldnt understand.”

My inner Grinch is suffocating my will to fake smile.

The sole purpose of this post is  just that I wanted to be able to say I blogged from church.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. Josh Hilden December 23rd, 2010 10:43 am

    At least you are safe from Vampires?

  2. Alaina December 23rd, 2010 1:06 pm

    Oh dear lord, that sounds like hell…

  3. Kimberly December 23rd, 2010 4:29 pm

    “…so I can peace the fuck out of this God structure.” You are my favourite. lol

  4. Anika December 23rd, 2010 10:01 pm

    You have blogging balls and for that you are awesome. And way to check blogging from church off a 2011 resolution list early!

  5. Misty! December 24th, 2010 12:10 am

    That picture looks like a funeral.Kinda.

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart December 26th, 2010 1:50 pm

    It does! I didn’t notice until you said it!

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