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• 13:21 Oh, to be in the Russian mob. #
• 13:23 The sound of frozen fingers being snipped off sure does get me every time. #
• 15:43 My ears are magnets for annoying voices, obviously. Freeze and snip THEM off, I wish the Russian mob would. #
• 16:50 eleanore just violently ripped up what seemed like an entire ream of paper. i’m frightened. #
• 21:45 there are days when i just want to sit in a forest, weaving baskets and judging competitive orgies. #
• 21:49 lol right after that last one i was added by twitter user "TopPorn". #
• 09:20 Chooch just tripped over my leg; now he’s eyeing it up like he wants to take a hacksaw to it. Someones got mommys temper.#
• 10:16 Serviceman came to fix gas meter while Chooch & I were flailing to #12 Looks Like You. He looked alarmed. #
• 10:56 Eleanore gave me a tarot kit. Soon Ill delude myself into thinking I’m good, then scam ppl so i can pay for ugly tattoos and yarn. #
• 11:58 Chooch is doing sign language on a picture of Kristen Bell’s face instead of his own. Then he said PUNCH and punched her in the mouth. #
• 12:00 I yelled NOT VERONICA MARS and flipped to a photo of Angelina Jolie for him to batter. #

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