May 30

Tweets and a FUN FACT #2

Category: tweets
Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 18:11 Currently, Henry is trying to be mad at me, but seems to be having a tough time. #
  • 19:43 borsch and dragon blood sounds good right about now. later i’ll slaughter a small village with poison-tipped blow darts. That = The Life. #
  • 20:43 did i mention i caught my kid trying to run away the other day? #
  • 23:22 Ex-con cleaning guy is warming up to me I think. Got five entire SYLLABLES out of him tonight, giant upgrade from standard grunting.


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FUN (for no one) FACT: Yesterday I realized that I’ve been wearing the same two rings on my left hand since I was 18 (ten years later and I still only act 16), but my right hand is a revolving door of baubles.

Clearly it means that no one can ever propose to me, because ain’t no diamond ever replacing the bling-blangin’ butterfly hugging my ring finger.

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6 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana May 30th, 2008 5:51 pm

    i still can’t believe your kid…
    he’s 2 and i imagine him joining a gang in like 2 years…

    i like that you act 16.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart May 30th, 2008 6:42 pm

    I know you do.

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart May 30th, 2008 9:47 pm


  4. Pynk June 1st, 2008 8:53 am

    Where was Chooch going? Hope it was Dairy Queen.

  5. Tuna Tar-Tart June 2nd, 2008 2:47 pm

    I’d totally let him run away to DQ as long as he brought me back a Blizzard!

  6. Tana October 25th, 2008 3:53 am

    Well written article.

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