- 18:11 Currently, Henry is trying to be mad at me, but seems to be having a tough time. #
- 19:43 borsch and dragon blood sounds good right about now. later i’ll slaughter a small village with poison-tipped blow darts. That = The Life. #
- 20:43 did i mention i caught my kid trying to run away the other day? #
- 23:22 Ex-con cleaning guy is warming up to me I think. Got five entire SYLLABLES out of him tonight, giant upgrade from standard grunting. #
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FUN (for no one) FACT: Yesterday I realized that I’ve been wearing the same two rings on my left hand since I was 18 (ten years later and I still only act 16), but my right hand is a revolving door of baubles.
Clearly it means that no one can ever propose to me, because ain’t no diamond ever replacing the bling-blangin’ $5 butterfly hugging my ring finger.