suck a tweet: someday maybe i’ll actually write some shit

Jun 5

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

12:51 I wish Blues Clues was around when I was a baby. Then maybe I wouldn’t be so dumbz0rz. #
17:27 Hardest part of parenting? Taking toys out of the packaging, obviously. #
20:29 Watching a hockey game with a 2 year old is about as frustrating as it sounds. #
05:17 Henry used to watch hockey back before they wore them thangs called helmets. #
08:53 I have a sick desire to see if Kinoki foot pads can cleanse and energize my body. Maybe Ill get Henry some for his bday and then steal them. #

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6 Comments so far

nicole June 5th, 2008 11:47 pm

Don’t buy the Kinoki foot pads. They are a waste of money. John Stossel did a report on them. Had some people use them as directed and then sent the used pads to a lab for analysis. It’s all bullshit.

If you’d like to read the transcript, it’s here
Tuna Tar-Tart June 6th, 2008 9:01 pm

Thanks! Now I don’t have to wonder.
kat June 6th, 2008 2:11 am

“Hardest part of parenting? Taking toys out of the packaging, obviously.”

This is why my kids only get milk cartons and cat food to play with. Easy cheesy.
Tuna Tar-Tart June 6th, 2008 9:02 pm

Good strategy!
Bueno Mexicana June 6th, 2008 11:05 am

blues clues is the SHIZNIT…

hockey with no helmets?!? geez!
Tuna Tar-Tart June 6th, 2008 9:04 pm

LOL I accidentally left my blog up when I went to steal tea bags. I’m not sure if anyone saw. Something tells me I’d know.