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Jun 11

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Urgent. Will die without reading.

16:24 Two nights in a row sans Eleanore. God is smiling down. #
18:04 Tina just had me close my eyes and open my mouth. Because I’m a retard, I did it. She hand-fed me a gummy jolly rancher. it was awkward. #
18:06 That jolly rancher did NOT complement the vegetarian sausage I had just chewed. #
18:24 Sigur Ros is probably not the wisest music choice for my mood right now. Someone once said "Torture" is my middle name. Oh wellsies. #

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Bueno Mexicana June 11th, 2008 8:17 pm

that someone must be a loZer…
Bueno Mexicana June 11th, 2008 8:17 pm

p.s i don’t think i like when tina feeds you.
Tuna Tar-Tart June 11th, 2008 8:22 pm

SHE GAVE ME CHOCOLATE CAKE TODAY.

I can’t say no to cake. Not even when I imagine it’s soaked in blood.
Rachy June 11th, 2008 8:20 pm

Vegetarian Rancher!
I just wanted to say that.
Alyson Hell June 12th, 2008 8:01 am

“That jolly rancher did NOT complement the vegetarian sausage I had just chewed.”

*Cracking up alone as usual*

What’s wrong with ELEANORE? Where’s she BEEN?
Tuna Tar-Tart June 12th, 2008 2:56 pm

Her arm has been hurting her really bad, so she started phys.therapy on Monday and I guess it started hurting worse so she went to the ER. She’s back today but she said she’s still in pain and has to go see a neurologist b/c it might be something in her neck.