Jun 25 2008

It’s like Christmas Came Early

Category: Reporting from Work

We got to leave work early and finish the last two hours of the shift from home. I can’t remember the last time I felt so happy at work, as I did at that moment the news was dropped by our manager, like my heart was full of gumdrops while watching viking porn.

This couldn’t have happened at a better time either, because Eleanore was tossing objects around in her desk, seemingly from great distances, like she was trying to win a giant Spongebob on a carnival midway  And Tina has been enduring some kind of marital strife and has been wanting to talk about it, which is not in my job description.

So now I’m at home, gloating because Collin had to stay there all by himself. He’s probably cowering in his cubicle, hiding from all the big scary rapists and missing me.

Now I’m going to take off my bra, put on some Days of Our Lives and smoke some crack. While I’m working. Maybe pistol-whip some bitches too. While I’m working.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. Rachy June 25th, 2008 10:00 pm

    let’s ALL take off our bras! WOOO!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart June 26th, 2008 3:03 pm

    let ’em flap!

  3. Bueno Mexicana June 26th, 2008 7:03 am

    yes! i’m so glad you got to work from home!!!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart June 26th, 2008 3:06 pm

    thanks for talking to me & putting up with my giddiness!

  5. priest June 27th, 2008 5:12 pm

    jeeze, i let one random rapist into the building and your never gonna let me forget it are you??

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart June 27th, 2008 5:52 pm

    I think that was the scariest night ever!

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