Jul 11 2008

Blanched Tweets

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:53 I can’t wait until I’m 50 so I can call every one babe without them thinking I want to suck them off under the pier. #
  • 20:03 I wonder if the dead people know that I do sit-ups on their roofs. #
  • 22:52 Tina wants to get me a cock cake for my bday. I heard it as COP cake & shouted EW, making me look like a prude. Or a 9year old. #

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  1. Mr.Bill July 11th, 2008 10:07 pm

    You can call me babe anyday.
    But I’d expect a party under the pier afterward.

    Just so you know.

  2. Bueno Mexicana July 11th, 2008 10:44 pm

    and to think, all this time i thought you were prude!

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