Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:53 I can’t wait until I’m 50 so I can call every one babe without them thinking I want to suck them off under the pier. #
- 20:03 I wonder if the dead people know that I do sit-ups on their roofs. #
- 22:52 Tina wants to get me a cock cake for my bday. I heard it as COP cake & shouted EW, making me look like a prude. Or a 9year old. #
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You can call me babe anyday.
But I’d expect a party under the pier afterward.
Just so you know.
and to think, all this time i thought you were prude!