Jul 31 2008

Tweets: Warped and Shitty Birthday Edition

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 09:52 Warped Tour, holla. #
  • 10:44 Only been in the car for 5 minutes and Henry wants to kill Blake and me. #
  • 10:52 Henry said he’d be happier if Kansas or Styx were playing at Warped Tour. I don’t know WHY he doesn’t like Norma Jean. #
  • 11:16 I just pointed out a fellow old dude in the Warped traffic. Henry said "he’s probably dropping off his kids. I can’t be that lucky" #
  • 13:38 Almost broke my neck trying to see The Bronx and had some guy ask if me, henry and blake have threesomes. #
  • 13:53 Henry is frowning. A lot. #
  • 14:07 A pungent pot cloud engulfed us and Henry scrambled for his DARE cap. #
  • 14:40 Henry bragged the whole way here about how he never sunburns. He’s been whining ever since about his honkin’ red nose. #
  • 14:54 Trying to enjoy Human Abstract. Henry and I are having first fight of day. #
  • 15:04 About to have my veil pierced. #
  • 16:28 Its not fun-havin’ until you catch a bitch with your head. And then another. #
  • 17:33 Evergreen Terrace is currently chanting the inscription on Henrys and my future wedding bands: I want you dead. #
  • 17:42 Henry hates music. #
  • 19:04 I’m not leaving until henry buys booty shorts. #
  • 19:45 Say Anything was quite possibly the most boring set of the day. And henry just saw a fellow oldie he recognized from the Chiodos show. #
  • 20:43 Every time henry interrupts my convos with blake to ask a question, I tell him "n/m. U wouldn’t understand" and he frowns. #
  • 10:22 Henry: you and chooch are gonna have big conflict in the future. Wait until he’s 13. Me: oh by then I’ll be living in France. #
  • 10:23 @fondabruises thank you for remembering! :) #
  • 10:26 I had 4 cameras with me at Warped Tour. I’m such a loser. #
  • 13:20 Continuing tradition by having the worst birthday ever. #
  • 18:23 Even Kennywood sucks cock on my birthday #
  • 18:28 And I got pizza on my Chiodos shirt! Get fucked by an AIDS syringe, July 30. You cunt. #
  • 19:48 Janna bought me an ice cream cone w/ TWO cherries ontop. It made up for my twatty day until My Son the Beggar demanded 1 of the cherries. #
  • 20:00 Janna is deaf. DEAF, JANNA IS DEAF. #
  • 22:20 Met up w/ my bro & 3 of his friends who said they thought I was only 21. OK FINE MY BDAY WASNT TOO BAD. #

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14 comments

14 Comments so far

  1. Lauren July 31st, 2008 8:41 am

    Happy birthday!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 9:34 am

    Thank you!

  3. anonymous July 31st, 2008 9:21 am

    grrrrl

    is it your birthday today?
    because its my birthday today too, I’m not even shitting you

    Leos FTW

    Happy birthday!!!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 9:36 am

    Yesterday was my birthday, Leos unite!

    Happy birthday to YOU, and thank you for buying the Lizzie Borden card! <3

  5. aafetzer July 31st, 2008 10:19 am

    Happy Belated Birthday!!!

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 12:54 pm

    Thanks, man! <3

  7. Bueno Mexicana July 31st, 2008 11:13 am

    18:28 And I got pizza on my Chiodos shirt! Get fucked by an AIDS syringe, July 30. You cunt.

    <3 this tweet.

    you do look younger than your actual age for sure.
    you might act slightly younger as well. ;)

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 1:05 pm

    Lol, slightly!

    Yesterday was bloated with disaster.

  9. priest July 31st, 2008 5:56 pm

    slightly???

  10. Alyson Hell July 31st, 2008 1:21 pm

    Oh my GOD happy afterbirthday!

    Kansas? Man, I will have to do karaoke with Henry sometime to “Carry on Wayward Son.”

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 10:25 pm

    Thanks!

    Oh PLEASE get Henry to sing karaoke!!

  12. anonymous July 31st, 2008 6:41 pm

    my Lizzie Borden card is taking too long to send! I bought it over 5 hours ago! Ridiculous.
    I want it right this second.

    negative feedback. Expect it.

  13. Tuna Tar-Tart July 31st, 2008 10:24 pm

    I have my slave-orphans making it right now!!

  14. anonymous July 31st, 2008 10:32 pm

    unacceptable! Whip them more! Do they not realize that loosing this sale could cost you upwards of five dollars?

    five CANADIAN dollars

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