Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 09:52 Warped Tour, holla. #
- 10:44 Only been in the car for 5 minutes and Henry wants to kill Blake and me. #
- 10:52 Henry said he’d be happier if Kansas or Styx were playing at Warped Tour. I don’t know WHY he doesn’t like Norma Jean. #
- 11:16 I just pointed out a fellow old dude in the Warped traffic. Henry said "he’s probably dropping off his kids. I can’t be that lucky" #
- 13:38 Almost broke my neck trying to see The Bronx and had some guy ask if me, henry and blake have threesomes. #
- 13:53 Henry is frowning. A lot. #
- 14:07 A pungent pot cloud engulfed us and Henry scrambled for his DARE cap. #
- 14:40 Henry bragged the whole way here about how he never sunburns. He’s been whining ever since about his honkin’ red nose. #
- 14:54 Trying to enjoy Human Abstract. Henry and I are having first fight of day. #
- 15:04 About to have my veil pierced. #
- 16:28 Its not fun-havin’ until you catch a bitch with your head. And then another. #
- 17:33 Evergreen Terrace is currently chanting the inscription on Henrys and my future wedding bands: I want you dead. #
- 17:42 Henry hates music. #
- 19:04 I’m not leaving until henry buys booty shorts. #
- 19:45 Say Anything was quite possibly the most boring set of the day. And henry just saw a fellow oldie he recognized from the Chiodos show. #
- 20:43 Every time henry interrupts my convos with blake to ask a question, I tell him "n/m. U wouldn’t understand" and he frowns. #
- 10:22 Henry: you and chooch are gonna have big conflict in the future. Wait until he’s 13. Me: oh by then I’ll be living in France. #
- 10:23 @fondabruises thank you for remembering! :) #
- 10:26 I had 4 cameras with me at Warped Tour. I’m such a loser. #
- 13:20 Continuing tradition by having the worst birthday ever. #
- 18:23 Even Kennywood sucks cock on my birthday #
- 18:28 And I got pizza on my Chiodos shirt! Get fucked by an AIDS syringe, July 30. You cunt. #
- 19:48 Janna bought me an ice cream cone w/ TWO cherries ontop. It made up for my twatty day until My Son the Beggar demanded 1 of the cherries. #
- 20:00 Janna is deaf. DEAF, JANNA IS DEAF. #
- 22:20 Met up w/ my bro & 3 of his friends who said they thought I was only 21. OK FINE MY BDAY WASNT TOO BAD. #
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is it your birthday today?
because its my birthday today too, I’m not even shitting you
Yesterday was my birthday, Leos unite!
Happy birthday to YOU, and thank you for buying the Lizzie Borden card! <3
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
Thanks, man! <3
18:28 And I got pizza on my Chiodos shirt! Get fucked by an AIDS syringe, July 30. You cunt.
<3 this tweet.
you do look younger than your actual age for sure.
you might act slightly younger as well. ;)
Yesterday was bloated with disaster.
Oh my GOD happy afterbirthday!
Kansas? Man, I will have to do karaoke with Henry sometime to “Carry on Wayward Son.”
Oh PLEASE get Henry to sing karaoke!!
my Lizzie Borden card is taking too long to send! I bought it over 5 hours ago! Ridiculous.
I want it right this second.
negative feedback. Expect it.
I have my slave-orphans making it right now!!
unacceptable! Whip them more! Do they not realize that loosing this sale could cost you upwards of five dollars?
five CANADIAN dollars