Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 19:19 We’re missing a can of garbanzo beans and Henry is about ready to put their picture on a milk carton. Let it go, Henry.
- 20:45 When I asked henry if I look like a mom, he said “no. And sometimes you don’t even act like one”
- 21:17 Fuck the church across from my house. Jesus promised me carnivals, Bingo and baked sales, none of which that asshole St Pius provides.
- 09:35 Omg I’m going to miss the Olympics. So much that I didn’t even get mad when there was a country song playing during the highlights.
- 12:24 http://twitpic.com/8ljb – From Tuesday, post-hair appt. Oh, memories.
- 13:42 Someone please tell me the trick to swallowing a vitamin without a puke epilogue. Taking it with food doesn’t help. SOS, ya’ll.
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