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give ur bathroom some luv
Whenever things go remotely well for me, I panic and wonder what sort of hellstorm is skulking around behind the shanties, waiting to shower me with hot coal, STDs and Jessica Simpson medleys. So my instinct is to do something nice for other people.
And this is where it could benefit YOU. I’m giving away one of my bathroom plaques ($15 value) to one lucky reader. They’re available in a variety of styles and the choice is all yours. All you have to do is comment here on this entry and make sure you leave a valid email address. The winner will be chosen at random using random.org.
The winner gets one custom plaque, in the style of their choosing (boy/girl or little monster guy) and any background color.
The choices for the title are:
- poo parlor
- craporium
- crapper
- the loo
- the john
- holy shitter
- chamber pot
- privy
- commode
- toilette
- the can
- your own endearing custom title
Commenting is open right now and ends Friday 3/27 at noon EST.
(For people reading this via a feed, CLICK HERE TO ENTER.)
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ME! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the loo!
i love contests!
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I like craporium best! :)
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These are all amazing, but I have to say, the Holy Shitter plaque is utterly fantastic!
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I <3 the holy shitter plaque. :]
It’s by far the best.
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If your plaques were boogers,I wouldn’t know which one to pick. But if they were Free boogers, and I felt I wanted a booger, I would pick…….Craporium.I shit you not.
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crapper is my favorite because he looks like he likes to hug
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I like The Loo with the guy from Crapper. =D
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1
putmeontheair at yahoo dot com
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I vow to hang the one I win on the AIG sign in NYC.
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I’m good at these contests, hook me up Holy Shitter here I come!!!
daboogmang@gmail.com
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Ooooh! I love the bathroom plaques!
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*puppy dog eyes*
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Thanks for showing me the light! :)
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These are awesome!
April´s last blog post..Too cute for a cut….
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maybe i’ll win this time. :)
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howdy!! I love crapper and craporium.
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YES
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i want to win so bad.
these are so cute but I’m so unemployed, well, laid off and can’t buy one!
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Just when I think Ive seen it all…..she comes out with the Regal HOLY CRAPPER. Can it get any better???? Im hanging that sucker up at the nursery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’ll bite =)
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how can i pass this up?
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I think i like holy shitter the best but can you make it with a black jesus…and in felt??
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o online contests to win stuff to hang in or near my pooping room, how I love you so…….
french panic´s last blog post..49 days later.
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I love The Loo, for my bathroom.
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i want to win… but know i won’t!
in person these are even more awesome.
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awesome! The Loo plaque is adorable! This would be perfect for the bathroom in my new place :)
Noriko´s last blog post..Heart with wings pendant
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I’d love one!!
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So cute!
I might have to get one anyways when we get out new place :D
Craporium…lol
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Francesco reply on March 23rd, 2009:
no jess! I want the “Toilette” one :(
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Jess reply on March 23rd, 2009:
Well we’ll see who wins then, and how much you manage to bribe me :D
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Francesco reply on March 23rd, 2009:
if you win all I have to do is tell Erin to not listen to you and put what I say
it pays to have sweet connections like this, whut whut
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I just wanted to say how awesome you are for even having a loo series.
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Oh, pick me!
I need one either way, so even if I don’t win I’ll be the proud owner of one soon :)
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Gimmehs! ;)
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This is more than awesome. Love the craporium little dude! Had to enter!
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I have to say the Holy Shitter is by far the best!!! I actually did purchase that one, but I would LOVEEEEE another. I mean you can never have enought Holy Shitters can you…!!??
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I have wanted one of these for a while now! Awesome! Hope I win! :D
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-Aly-
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OMG I found you on Etsy the other day and I must of hearted your entire store!!!
I especially LOVE the holy Shitter, but the Crapper is mighty cute as well!
SacredFlesh´s last blog post..New New New
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Tuna Tar-Tart reply on March 26th, 2009:
Aw, thank you miss! I can say the same for your shop. Etsy’s Dark Side, holla!
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Aw, I wanna win!
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Craporium is the cutest and funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I love him!!
Heidi´s last blog post..Carried Away: The Etsy Bag Makers Team: THE BIG BAG OF LUCK GIVEAWAY
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contests & poop
ahhhh
would it help if I told you I feel in an outhouse as a child?
Tiffany´s last blog post..Metal Mushroom Garden Art – Blue
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Wow cool!
I would love one of those I have a nice empty wall in my bathroom that needs filling lol.
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Cool! Count me in please!
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these are hilarious. love the loo. simple. and my 3 year old can pronounce it.
and. this is one of the few she can say freely without getting a big ol’ scolding.
thanks for the giveaway.
wendiwinn on etsy.
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I love your bathroom plaques!
They are too funny! would love one:)
Great Giveaway,
Marie Isabella
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Oh, I want one for my (hopefully) new house!!
The Jesus, of course.
Laurenski´s last blog post..Sterling Silver Plated Necklace
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Those are FANTASTIC plaques!! I love them!
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this makes me pee in my pants. i like water closet cause i’ve been teaching Big Kid to be polite all these years so, shit, we gotta be polite.
Leila´s last blog post..forget mp3s, the world still listens to cassettes
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Ok, you got my interest…this is a great contest you have going. Your shop is in my top 5 faves so of course I would LUV one of your bathroom plaques. I’ll have to think about which one is my fav.
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Please pick me!!!!!
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These are awesome!!! I would love to have one for my birthday…hint, hint!
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is it gluttonous of me to want one even though I already have one? nope.
can’t get enough of the pooperific plaque action!
Maybe, if i win, i’ll request the holy shitter one, and give it to the asshole priest who married us, and told james that it would be ok if he cheated on me, as long as he was drunk when he did it.
happy friday!
p.s. to make this comment longer, just wanted to let you know i wrote a blog review of your shop. not to be a creep or anything.
Ally´s last blog post..Etsy Finds: Somnambulant Art
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Hey Erin!
Thanks again for the rad poem-plaque you made about my temperamental pipes! I will send you a pic once my bathroom is re-done. I find myself now addicted to your site–this is some funny shit, girl! I hope I win…the holy shitter would be perfect in my downstairs bath!
Letitia´s last blog post..Eco-chic baby bib/scarf
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Tuna Tar-Tart reply on March 31st, 2009:
Aw, thank you for stopping by, Letitia! That’s so awesome:) I’m really glad you liked the poem-plaque, it was fun to make and I’m glad you asked me for it.
I try to have a contest every other month — I’ll let you know when I’m having another one:)
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maybe it’ll be me! lovely!
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first of all….i can’t freakin believe it took me this long to become an american and actually get the internet! for god’s sake girl…i knew i would enjoy your page, but truly had no idea how amusing it would be. now i have something to do on the computer other than try and win a game of solitaire! your so funny! I LOVE IT! i’ll be checking up on you and poor poor henry…he definately has to love you. oh yeah tell him he always has a job as my assistant in bang trimming…lol
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Tuna Tar-Tart reply on April 2nd, 2009:
Lucia — you made my day! I’m so happy you finally made it here!
I told Henry that you said he does a good job trimming my bangs and he tried to brush it off, but the truth is that he has a very strong domestic gene. He can cook, cut hair, AND sew, what the hell??
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oh F.Y.I.
the holy shitter would look so awesome in my newly remolded bathroom……
LOVE IT!
EVERY ONE NEEDS A LIL BIT OF JESUS AROUND
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sigh….a response almost 4 months late, but that’s just because I have “The John” in my possesion as of today. The real John will be so happy, fer sure. I can’t wait for him to see it when he’s busy doing, well, you know…..
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