What the Tweet?

Apr 17

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

11:11 Peeing pants at dentist’s. #
15:55 In chooch’s hands: black babydoll & naked white babydoll w/ red lips, alienish cranium. #
17:17 wishing i had a mallet with which to clunk myself on head. #
19:30 Evidently I’m oblivious to a lot of things. #
20:17 I wish I was pretty like a cake. Unless its an armadillo cake. #
20:30 Now that Bob and Collin are gone, Eleanore and I talk about diapers and itchy skin. Oh, the laffs. #
20:51 I’m pretty like a urinal cake, anyway. #

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Tuna Tar-Tart April 17th, 2008 6:48 pm

I’m going to give Henry a urinal cake for his birthday. A homemade one. I’ll eat lots of asparagus beforehand.
Bueno Mexicana April 17th, 2008 6:56 pm

black baby doll- chooch knows what’s up.

please don’t clunk yourself.
Tuna Tar-Tart April 17th, 2008 7:44 pm

He had the doll resting on the windowsill this morning and for some reason it really made me laugh!
Kell April 17th, 2008 10:50 pm

I wish I had unlimited texting so I could get your updates throughout the day. I’m too cheap!!