Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 22:20 What I Miss Most About LiveJournal: having comment parties with all my fake journals. #
- 23:52 Am not a fan of 8-9-08. #
- 23:57 The Olympics never fail to make me hate humanity. On the bright side, it forces me to continually best my repertoire of heckles. #
- 11:11 Today, I will catch flies in my mouth. #
- 12:40 I want to get a WorxGT and manicure all the yards in my ‘hood. The head tilts a full NINETY DEGREES. This is my new dream. #
- 12:41 Then I’ll come home and use it to give Henry’s flesh some precision edging. #
- 15:56 One of those wisdom nuggets from Henry: Trust comes with trust. WOW. #
- 17:08 I wonder at what moment Henry decided he wanted to look like a child molestor. #
- 18:27 For the first time in twelve years, I am inside a Pizza Hut. #
- 18:42 Just got yelled at for putting egg morsels in henrys iced tea. Then he tossed some on my crotch. #
- 18:54 Trying to convince henry and blake that manorexic and boylimic are real terms. A non-success. #
- 22:23 Trying to arrange a picnic in the park for Henry and Greg Louganis. #
- 23:07 One should not jump rope while juiced on Zinfindel and flipflop-clad. #
- 10:02 About to trade in Chooch’s toys for passels of pennies, since that seems to be all he wants to play with anyway. #
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