Sep 052008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:48 I feel like it might be a good sign that the supervisor ogled my tits during the interview. Girls, don’t fail me now. Mama needs paid. #
  • 19:47 twitpic.com/a4x6 – Aka fifth layer of parental hell. #
  • 20:20 Currently dining with a fork chucker and a professional patronizer. #
  • 00:48 I’ve got, two tickets to Chiodos’ show. Pack your bags, don’t leave the blow. #
  • 11:36 for my 30th bday, i’m going to have a fake wedding, graduation, prom all in 1, take care of all the things I missed out on in 1 fell swoop. #
  • 13:27 Janna is drinking a milkshake and keeps saying “oh this is totally the limit” and I know she’s doing it to make me cry. #
  • 13:29 My next tshirt: a large mugshot of Christina with “she’s not that great” under it. #
  • 17:55 New TSOAF album makes it all seem like its going to be ok. Thank fuck for music. #
  • 21:29 Chooch is sitting amidst a landfill of toys. Its what I always wanted to do except w/ CDs. Or weeners. Or jello. Wait, different fantasy. #
  • 10:43 Reading out loud makes me yawn every time. I guess the world will never get to hear my eloquent speeches. #

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  One Response to “Tweets: Almost as good as an After School Special”

  1. 11:36 for my 30th bday, i’m going to have a fake wedding, graduation, prom all in 1, take care of all the things I missed out on in 1 fell swoop.

    if you do this— you still get REAL cake.

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