Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:49 At the Library, having shitty service and expensive omelets.* #
- 13:58 I used to like the Library but now I hope it perishes in a fire. #
- 19:33 Happy to report that someone found my blog by searching 4 “my used tampon.” Almost as good as “Erin whore ass raped” & “grandma’s vagina.” #
- 21:04 We’re having T-giving at my crazy abode. Janna doesn’t know it yet but she’s not invited unless she brings this: tinyurl.com/6f5he2 #
- 00:47 I haven’t been on a blind date in a long time. I should do that again soon. Maybe wear a wig too. And a wire. #
- 00:49 And talk about my souvenir spoon collection, and the dead granny I keep in the basement. Someone hurry – set it up! #
- 01:20 I wish I knew an Amanda. But I wonder how many times I could take her by surprise & make her realize, before she’d begin to expect it. #
- 11:22 Can’t wait for the day when-hopefully-Chooch can GENTLY love our cat, instead of turning an innocent embrace into a hostage situation. #
- 11:25 Used to know a guy who collected REO Speedwagon bootlegs & talked with his chin tucked into his chest. I need more ppl like him around. #
- 13:54 I mused aloud that its chilly and my 17-year-old I mean 2-year-old retorted with an annoyed “no shit.” #
- 15:59 I wish I really did get a penny for my thoughts. Or at least one of those delicious yogurt covered peanuts. #
- 21:20 One of the drivers and my manager both called me kiddo tonight and they can’t be much older than me. It was awkward. #
- 23:49 Was TRYING to entice Henry with my ultra sexy scarf dance with the sounds of Pgh Pridefest on the TV behind me. He told me to sit down. #
- 01:20 we were at the grocery store & every instrumental masterpiece spraying down from the speakers made me think of X-Rated Alice in Wonderland. #
- 11:29 I just asked henry what I can make for thanksgiving. “Yourself scarce” was his answer. #
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*OK the omelet brunch was actually a fair deal but the waitress’s sour puss made it seem like soggy jail food.
Happy to report that someone found my blog by searching 4 “my used tampon.” Almost as good as “Erin whore ass raped” & “grandma’s vagina.” #
at least we know you’re attracting the right audience!!!!
Needs more furries!
ok, i need to know, is there really an x-rated alice in wonderland? and if so can you make me a bootleg of it, i’ll even talk with my chin tucked into my chest if that helps. btw, Happy Thanksgiving!
lol I’ve seen it
It did not have enough sex in it! And I was like, “Wha—no Caterpillar??” I SMELL A REMAKE.
Not only is it x-rated, but it’s also a MUSICAL. I will burn you a copy. It has that chick from Meatballs in it.