Dec 7

Category: chooch,Uncategorized

For the past week, I’ve been doing this really obnoxious thing where I brag about how awesome I am. Mostly this has been happening at work. Anytime I know the answer to something, trivial as it might be, I get all sore-winnerish and shout about how my innards are made of awesome.

"Did you just make coffee?"

"Uh, yes. Because I’m full of awesome."

I bet it’s really charming to be on the other side of that.

Tonight, I was telling Christina about how my son has been a little asshole lately. "He keeps grinding his teeth, and when I tell him to stop, he fixes his eyes on mine in a stubborn glare and does it harder," I complained.

"You know what they say," she schooled. "Your kids end up being two times what you are."

"So Chooch is double stuft with awesome?" I asked.

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  1. cynthia December 7th, 2007 11:05 pm

    triple stuft.

  2. Tart December 8th, 2007 8:23 am

    the best kind!

  3. Bueno Mexicana December 8th, 2007 12:51 pm

    quadruple stuft.

    haha. i win, cynthia. :)

  4. Fonda Bruises December 10th, 2007 11:23 am

    You should try out for roller derby and then maybe you will be drafted to The Slumber Party Slashers, because their motto is “We’re Awesome”!

  5. Tart December 10th, 2007 6:09 pm

    OMG that would be awesome!

    I love the name Slumber Party Slashers, too.

  6. Karina Black December 10th, 2007 5:29 pm

    Tooth grinding = awesome annoying!

  7. Amelia Jane Allard December 11th, 2007 8:45 am

    Wait, that’s obnoxious? Damn.

  8. Tart December 11th, 2007 10:00 am

    I know, I can’t imagine why it gets on people’s nerves!

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