Feb 11

Disoriented Tweets

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 12:46 About to go wild in a cemetery. #
  • 13:04 twitpic.com/1e4rl – Freaks at the cem. #
  • 14:02 hello I officially found the best cupcakes in this city. #
  • 14:05 I want to send roses and an engagement ring to the baker of the cupcakes I just had. #
  • 19:16 The lies keep coming. #
  • 19:19 In spite of all the drama my ex-bff is creating today, I can’t stop thinking about that cupcake I made love to. I mean, ate. That I ate. #
  • 15:27 The person who stole my best friend from me continues to heart things in my Etsy shop. MALICIOUS. #
  • 19:08 How do you say LYING in Spanish? #
  • 19:12 My one duty was to half-assedly wash Chooch’s face before we leave the house. Henry just asked, “what did u wash it with, chocolate?” #
  • 20:09 I love Anderson windows. They could, and do, rape circles around Gilkey, which is run by liars. #
  • 23:15 Henry just theorized that maybe Chooch hates being cuddled because I never learned to properly swaddle him during his infancy. #
  • 08:35 Sometimes I wish I could crawl up in Phil Collins’ voice and lay there in a fetal curve. #
  • 09:14 Chooch has graduated from “Head on the Door” to “Wish,” which he keeps in his room on repeat. I love him. #
  • 11:44 Chooch: “Speck can’t play puzzle piece. She doesn’t have hands. Just feet.” (He calls puzzles “playing puzzle piece” & he’s very into it.) #

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I do not care about much anymore.

5 comments

5 Comments so far

  1. Francesco February 12th, 2009 10:23 pm

    “I do not care about much anymore”

    twinsies
    this is entirely my headspace 24/7 these days =/

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart February 13th, 2009 3:55 pm

    I’m sorry you’re in the same boat:(

  3. Marci February 13th, 2009 4:22 am

    Puro mentiras = all lies

    Mentirosa = liar (female)

    Mentiroso = liar (male)

    Learn how to say it!

    http://www.wordreference.com/es/en/translation.asp?spen=mentiroso

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart February 13th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Thank you, Marci!

  5. Nicholas February 18th, 2009 4:43 pm

    All my life, I’ve never cared about much. Perhaps that’s why my Father always called me apathetic. Or wait, was it pathetic?

    I hope things look up for you soon.

    Nicholas´s last blog post..Strawberries

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