Evonne thought it would be dandier than antidisestablishmentarianism to see Henry hang upside down while doing something nice for me.
I wanted him to do a real headstand. I was willing to help him achieve this.
“Can’t you like do a tri-pod near a wall?
And then I can pull your legs up and you’ll be upside down. Can you even do a tri-pod?”
“Yeah, when I was SEVEN.”
(Bitch, I can still do one now, no need to shout at me.)
So this was his lame effort at hanging upside down and doing something nice for me. Presenting me with a fake black rose that I kept as a souvenir from a haunted house.
Afterward, Henry stayed in that position for an alarmingly long amount of time.
We was startin’ to get worried up in here.
Furthermore, I think antidisestablishmentarianism should be the new mother cuss word. Forget shitfuckcuntassholemotherfuckerhobag. That’s yesteryear’s slur.
My fatigued comment was “Um..ok. Good nuf”
But, nooooo… John sez “Must. Do. BETTER!”
He’s such an ass….But don’t tell him I said so.
OMG WHOSE PUGGY IS THAT?!!?!?