Wednesday, we went to Hundred Acres Manor, and by we I mean my mom and me because Henry was spooked and scared. In my opinion, HAM this year was better than last year’s HAM. At the same time we were there I had an essay to finish but I will get to that at the end.
While we were in line waiting for HAM to open there was this couple, and another guy who was the third wheel, which the guy kept picking up the girl so she could see something and she kept saying she could see and for him to stop, so he was very annoying.
Getting ready to go in!
When we got into the inside line there were these two girls with the “Plague” and they were traumatizing everyone in line. Then they both saw me and started traumatizing me instead. They ignored mom because they said she was already “sick”. Then one of the girls was a Victorian lady and she asked me how I wanted to die and I said with no hesitation at all, “I want to get eaten by a cat!”
Then she said confusedly, “Well that’s different.”
Then she walked away because she was weirded out. Then I had to say very loud so everyone can hear me, “I am safe right here!”
So then the Victorian girl came over and leaned very close to my face and said, “You are not safe here, the monsters inside will eat you and you will end up like me, and if they don’t eat you, I will.”
Then mom said, “You like her.”
Then I glared back at her, crossed my arms and said, “Sure I do.”
Then she rolled her eyes and said, “You keep smiling when she comes over.”
“She is IN MY FACE!”
“Well you keep taunting her!”
“UGHHHHHH!”
When the doors finally opened we waited a while then I kept doing the word “elevator” in sign language because of the next part in the haunted house. Then we were by ourselves and mom instantly squirming and asking, “Is that real?”
Then I say no and we kept walking towards the elevator and the house owner (I guess) asked us if we were ready and we were quiet. Then he said, “I said are you ready!”
Then mom said, “Yes,” but I said, “No.”
Then quickly realized that that was a bad idea because he started glaring at me. Then the elevator door opened and we walked in.
A little bit further in we got to a whole outside part and it smelled of a mix of sewage, fog machine gas, and also the smell that the people spray to make it smell bad intentionally. So mum started gagging and making the noise you make when you are about to throw up because it smelled really bad. Then there was her favorite part, the re-birth part, where you walk through those cushioning things, but it was like we were actually getting re-birthed because the room was glowing red and there was a thumping of a heartbeat.
Then another one of her favorite parts was when we were walking through the foul stench of butchered meat in the slaughterhouse. She was also coughing herself moribund. Then we got to a house that had a Halloween party going on inside, and the girl who answered the door said,
“Oh thank you so much for coming! But you guys aren’t DRESSED UP!”
“Well we forgot, sorry.”
“Don’t LIE to me!”
“Sorry.”
“It’s okay. Enjoy your time here!”
So we walked through the house and then music came on and I started grandma dancing. While I was dancing the host came out and said, “Why aren’t you enjoying yourself!?”
Then I said, “I am. I was just dancing to the wonderful music!”
“Oh you were! Thank you guys so much! Have a great day and thanks for coming!”
That was my favorite part because it was the least scary!
Me after HAM, I am spooked!
We left Hundred Acres Manor and while we drove away, we could really smell the sewage. Then me and mom told dad all about HAM because that’s what we do.
We started heading to Eat n’ Park to meet our friend Chris. While we were waiting to order I was very tired and also couldn’t think about anything else but my essay because I only had two paragraphs on it and I needed to write 5 bodies. Then our waitress came over and took our orders.
Suddenly it became such a ludicrous moment because I ordered the salad bar and came back with a salad with no dressing. Chris and mumsy started making fun of me because of that. I didn’t understand but I thought maybe it was adult humor that I didn’t understand because it’s bad.
Haha, Cheerio!