We’re at Home Depot and Henry is trying to teach me about light bulbs. I’m not listening so essentially he’s talking to himself because trust me, Chooch could give a shit.
This place is boring and the sawdust fumes are giving me a headache.
You should probably learn about light bulbs NOW before it’s too late.
Henry knows a lot about everything! Moss, light bulbs, and polenta!
i bet that henry tries to teach you stuff you don’t care about— just b/c it gets you to be quiet.
he’s pretty slick.
K: “Henry should start a blog. poorhenry.com.”
I really wish he would!