Apr 11

What the Tweet

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 10:11 Everyone I talk to at AT&T sound like sleepy retards. #
  • 11:52 Lining Aunt Jemima bottles all in a row. Gonna bowl ’em over with a hog head. Skippy’s next. #
  • 17:35 Checking into the Hotel Bella Morte. Please forward all calls. #
  • 20:10 Thinking about albinos. I never see any, it’s like they live in the sewers or something? Come out and play, albinos! #
  • 22:17 Lamenting that no one ever wants to get drunk against mausoleum doors with me. Sober up later by floating down the river in a douche canoe. #

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2 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana April 12th, 2008 4:05 pm

    i’m so glad that you feel me in on this stuff via twitter.

    maybe there’s an entire underground society of albinos??!?!??!?! that would rule.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart April 13th, 2008 12:19 pm

    LOL — I’m glad you’re glad that I “feel” you in.

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