Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:01 Wondering: who was the first person to eat feces and report "Do not eat. Tastes like shit." #
- 17:47 Worst: bees in bonnet or ants in pants? I mean they could be FIRE ANTS and maybe you already have crabs and they start fighting for crot … #
- 18:05 FOR CROTCH SUPREMACY is what that would have said if I knew how to obey word limits. #
- 19:11 Cauterize caught her eyes cod or fries? #
- 20:05 Just defended my favorite golfer. Srsly, do NOT fuck with Phil Mickelson or I’ll scratch a fucker’s eyes out. #
- 22:54 Rediscovering an album I used to love is like, almost as good as not getting electrocuted when sticking foil in a socket. No, it’s as good. #
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