Omg for this edition of Friday Fives, Henry is visiting to tell us about his fave reads of the year! Which* means he will tell me a botched title and then I will try to coax some descriptive words from him while he’s cooking shit for tomorrow’s Christmas dinner and then I’ll do all the typing too.
But sure let’s call it a guest post.
*(wtf I tried to spell this as ‘whitch’ THREE TIMES even though spellcheck was frantically trying to tell me I’m a big stoop.
Oh, just a heads up that Henry’s opinions are based off the audiobooks alone. He doesn’t have time to read physical books but he powers through the audio versions while working and I’m so happy that he has been doing this because it’s been so much fun having a built-in book club at home.
Fun fact: Henry’s favorite genre of book is THRILLER. (“Probably,” he added as an afterthought.)
“It bas a unique premise.”
“The story and characters were well-written.
See also: Henry has a voice crush on the narrator.
“It was a very interesting story….
and it had the same narrator as Bear Town.”
“My favorite character was the antichrist kid.”
“I just liked the story and the characters through all the books, I dunno.”
Well guys that was literally the most I could pull from his brain. He didn’t even want to do that much and I was screaming JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING SENTENCE FOR EACH BOOK THEN OMFG.
So there you have it. If you ever wanted to read like Henry, now you can. Merry Christmas.