On the way back to Alyson’s, she asked me to put on Taemin and I was like OMG GLADLY. You guys, no one has requested that I put on kpop before so this was…it was just a good feeling. I felt truly happy and seen! And then back at Alyson’s, I unboxed everything and she was like WHO DID YOU GET? because photocard anticipation is contagious!
I was really just in the most happiest zone all weekend, I swear to G-Dragon.
Later that afternoon, it was ICE CREAM TIME. We drove across the border to Massachusetts for some homemade Dr. Davis Ice Cream.
And then Ryan got a banana split which made me have major ordering remorse because maybe it was actually a sundae that I was craving after all?? UGH I should have made Henry order a SUNDAE!!
Henry ended up getting pineapple coconut or something and it tasted fine but it didn’t HIT my SPOT. Maybe he planned it that way so I wouldn’t be stealing bites?? But then he went back and got a second scoop of butter rum or something, I can’t remember but it was definitely a nursing home flavor and also, it was delicious.
In my zone, my ice cream zone.
Alyson, looking for frogs.
I love this picture because Henry looks like he’s hoping to be abducted by orchard aliens, like, “GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLZ, I’LL TAKE ANAL PROBES ANYDAY OVER THIS LOG PHOTO SHOOT.”
Did somebody say….”individually-wrapped prunes??”
(Also this is how I learned that in Alyson’s region of America, groundhogs are called woodchucks! I never knew they were the same thing!
I so badly want this to be a Ludacris-branded Honeycrisp.
Ryan was taking pictures of a butterfly so then I had to do it too because I’m a follower.
We walked so much! I appreciated that they knew I needed steps and placed me in a scenario where I could achieve my goal. And also that they’re both FitBit users as well and understand the compulsion of counting steps. I love being outside so much and this was such a nice vibe. We did lose Ryan for an extended amount of time though because we got sidetracked by MUSKRAT WATCH.
By the time we made it back to the parking lot, the actual farm store had closed and we were the only car in the lot.
Then it was CEMETERY TIME, which I already posted about and a quick tour of downtown Nashua, where I learned that this fancy restaurant used to be a whore house:
…and that Stephen Tyler’s mom is in a nearby nursing home and he’s sometimes spotted around town!
Eventually, it was time to say goodbye since Alyson’s work days start really early and we had a long drive ahead of us the next day. It was so hard to leave though! Relaxing on their back porch & chatting was so much fun and it really sucks that there is nearly 10 hours of driving time between us. I hope it’s not another nine years before we get to see each other again!
I feel really #blessed that I got to see Bill and Jessi, and Alyson and Ryan, all in the same month. They are all on my very short list of favorite people. Thank you for making time for us, Alyson and Ryan, and for making my birthday so memorable and sweet!
Thank you for coming all the way the hell out here just to hang out with us Older Persons! And putting up with my constant need for analysis and deep conversations. It was really wonderful to spend time with both of you, especially on your birthday. My Mem would be aghast that we took you to the house of ill repute, Tolhurst!
So much funny stuff happened and I should have been taking notes! After I posted this, I remembered you and Ryan singing George Benson in the car and Ryan saying you sounded like the ghost of a backup singer lol!!