Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 13:36 The fact that I like the skull/heart combo so much makes me think I’ll never stop being 16. At least, I hope not. #
• 18:16 I look like a turtle. #
• 18:19 Henry mixed it up and added tiny cheese cubes to my salad. I’m so blessed. #
• 21:05 I hate that life is so quick to dish out Lame soup after giving me an Awesome souffle. #
• 22:15 My boss just busted me jacking candy from a cubicle, then laughed and said I always look so guilty. #
• 09:14 Someone is about to experience death by tutu strangulation. #
• 12:07 Teaching chooch to slap henrys leg and call him a dork when he comes home. Not allowed to teach him anything worse. Ugh.#
• 12:20 Chooch just performed an elegant stripper maneuver around the leg of the dining room table. wish I had some Abes to stuff in diaper. #

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