I have so many things to say about Toronto (THE GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY CRYING AT THE KPOP CONCERT) but I am still recovering because that’s what it is like when you road-trip in your 40s, I guess.
Also, my back fucking hurts, man. I can’t remember the last time it didn’t, though.
Ok so instead of doing a full recap right now, or writing about last weekend’s pizza party which I just realized I had forgotten about already because I guess that is also what it’s like to be in your 40s.
Before we left Toronto yesterday, we made a quick stop to Kensington Market for vegan baked goods but then also walked around a bit because we needed to find a toy-snack for Chooch (literally his response any time we ask if he wants something). There was some store with an array of goods from local vendors and at a glance I thought it was going to be your standard artisan soap bullshit but it was actually a pretty wide selection of stuff, some might even say SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
It was on the way to the register that I saw it.
I BET IT IS LIKE $7383!!! I said to myself.
BUT I HAVE TO HAVE IT!
I grabbed it with a tender touch and carried it gently over to Henry.
“I want it,” I hissed.
He gave me that disappointed frown-smirk mash-up that I hate so much.
“It’s only like $20USD!!”
Yeah I know – I couldn’t believe it was that cheap either!! Skull Studio is really underselling themselves.
Anyway, look who came home with me!!!
I need Henry to make me a small floating shelf over in Clown Corner for this babe. What should I name him?? I’m getting big Charlemagne vibes.
I’m fully obsessed with him. I GOT NO REGERTZ.