Juicy Carrot Tweets

Jun 29 2008

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

15:58 today i learned that being nice pays off, even if it pains me to do so. a little something henry taught me. #
19:08 Caught Collin checking out Tina’s ass. #
19:34 I’m super grateful that I haven’t outgrown new-album-anticipation. #
19:38 @buenomexicana great, now you’ll remember how ug I am. #
12:11 I think I’m just going to start doling out Aqua Globes for birthday presents. Wedding gifts too. #

15:22 What’s so great about Tampa Bay. #
17:00 Henry J. Robbins, poster man for the directionless. #
18:16 Love it when Chooch’s Comedy Hour coincides with dinner at a restaurant. #
18:58 Seen a lot of places today which beg to be murder scenes. #
19:27 Finally reached our destination. Unforch, so did storm clouds. #
20:04 according to Christina, i made 18 consecutive tweets with no mention of murder, up until 2 tweets ago #
22:27 Stopped at Valley Dairy for dinner. Henry asked if I was ordering an Attitude sandwich. This was after he told me I ruined his life. #
22:48 @buenomexicana "soda" is for fags. "Beverage" all the way. #
10:09 If I wasn’t so afraid of garroting, I’d totally try out hookering. #

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7 comments

7 Comments so far

Bueno Mexicana June 29th, 2008 1:31 pm

… well, tina is the closest thing to a tranny that you have at work…
Tuna Tar-Tart June 29th, 2008 4:47 pm

ZING!
Bueno Mexicana June 29th, 2008 1:38 pm

also- when isn’t it chooch’s comedy hour?
Tuna Tar-Tart June 29th, 2008 4:54 pm

true dat
priest June 29th, 2008 2:47 pm

ok, first off, if you’d quit pointing her ass out to me i’d be a lot better off, i can’t remember what you were trying to get me to notice about it now? Second….i thought it was just ‘hooking’?
Tuna Tar-Tart June 29th, 2008 4:47 pm

Well, you ARE the hooker authority, so I trust you.
MotherBonnie June 30th, 2008 5:11 pm

I love your obsession with murder.