Jun 292008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:58 today i learned that being nice pays off, even if it pains me to do so. a little something henry taught me. #
  • 19:08 Caught Collin checking out Tina’s ass. #
  • 19:34 I’m super grateful that I haven’t outgrown new-album-anticipation. #
  • 19:38 @buenomexicana great, now you’ll remember how ug I am. #
  • 12:11 I think I’m just going to start doling out Aqua Globes for birthday presents. Wedding gifts too. #

  • 15:22 What’s so great about Tampa Bay. #
  • 17:00 Henry J. Robbins, poster man for the directionless. #
  • 18:16 Love it when Chooch’s Comedy Hour coincides with dinner at a restaurant. #
  • 18:58 Seen a lot of places today which beg to be murder scenes. #
  • 19:27 Finally reached our destination. Unforch, so did storm clouds. #
  • 20:04 according to Christina, i made 18 consecutive tweets with no mention of murder, up until 2 tweets ago #
  • 22:27 Stopped at Valley Dairy for dinner. Henry asked if I was ordering an Attitude sandwich. This was after he told me I ruined his life. #
  • 22:48 @buenomexicana "soda" is for fags. "Beverage" all the way. #
  • 10:09 If I wasn’t so afraid of garroting, I’d totally try out hookering. #

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  7 Responses to “Juicy Carrot Tweets”

  1. … well, tina is the closest thing to a tranny that you have at work…

  2. also- when isn’t it chooch’s comedy hour?

  3. ok, first off, if you’d quit pointing her ass out to me i’d be a lot better off, i can’t remember what you were trying to get me to notice about it now? Second….i thought it was just ‘hooking’?

  4. I love your obsession with murder.

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