Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:58 today i learned that being nice pays off, even if it pains me to do so. a little something henry taught me. #
- 19:08 Caught Collin checking out Tina’s ass. #
- 19:34 I’m super grateful that I haven’t outgrown new-album-anticipation. #
- 19:38 @buenomexicana great, now you’ll remember how ug I am. #
- 12:11 I think I’m just going to start doling out Aqua Globes for birthday presents. Wedding gifts too. #
- 15:22 What’s so great about Tampa Bay. #
- 17:00 Henry J. Robbins, poster man for the directionless. #
- 18:16 Love it when Chooch’s Comedy Hour coincides with dinner at a restaurant. #
- 18:58 Seen a lot of places today which beg to be murder scenes. #
- 19:27 Finally reached our destination. Unforch, so did storm clouds. #
- 20:04 according to Christina, i made 18 consecutive tweets with no mention of murder, up until 2 tweets ago #
- 22:27 Stopped at Valley Dairy for dinner. Henry asked if I was ordering an Attitude sandwich. This was after he told me I ruined his life. #
- 22:48 @buenomexicana "soda" is for fags. "Beverage" all the way. #
- 10:09 If I wasn’t so afraid of garroting, I’d totally try out hookering. #
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