Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 13:19 Didn’t even realize I have a bloody knuckle. What’s up, adrenaline. #
• 14:22 I think I’ve outgrown the Cure. #
• 17:09 I think by the time I complete my tenure at MSA, I’ll be handing them one of my lungs. #
• 17:27 Versus the Mirror dares Eleanore’s scissors to pierce their sonic wall. #
• 18:27 Per Eleanore: If you can’t speak English you should just go back where you came from. #
• 20:15 Just spent 10 minutes praising the merits of Blackberry Curve w/ one of the security guards. Hers is silver mine is red. #
• 20:56 Trying to unlearn the need to sling "retarded" around so freely and derogatively. Hard mountain to climb. Help me. #
• 23:07 Just remembered why I stopped watching hockey all those yrs ago. #
• 01:56 Stereotypes make the world go ’round. #
• 10:40 I forgot how much fun it is to play with cars. I want to buy some dolls to turn into crash victims. Henry will object I bet. #
• 12:06 Need a constant loop of Chooch saying ‘girl’ so I’ll never be in a bad mood again. #
• 12:17 I’m trading it all in to be a milk maid. Please call me Gertie. #

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