May 022008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:19 Didn’t even realize I have a bloody knuckle. What’s up, adrenaline. #
  • 14:22 I think I’ve outgrown the Cure. #
  • 17:09 I think by the time I complete my tenure at MSA, I’ll be handing them one of my lungs. #
  • 17:27 Versus the Mirror dares Eleanore’s scissors to pierce their sonic wall. #
  • 18:27 Per Eleanore: If you can’t speak English you should just go back where you came from. #
  • 20:15 Just spent 10 minutes praising the merits of Blackberry Curve w/ one of the security guards. Hers is silver mine is red. #
  • 20:56 Trying to unlearn the need to sling "retarded" around so freely and derogatively. Hard mountain to climb. Help me. #
  • 23:07 Just remembered why I stopped watching hockey all those yrs ago. #
  • 01:56 Stereotypes make the world go ’round. #
  • 10:40 I forgot how much fun it is to play with cars. I want to buy some dolls to turn into crash victims. Henry will object I bet. #
  • 12:06 Need a constant loop of Chooch saying ‘girl’ so I’ll never be in a bad mood again. #
  • 12:17 I’m trading it all in to be a milk maid. Please call me Gertie. #

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  4 Responses to “musical tweets”

  1. “Trying to unlearn the need to sling “retarded” around so freely and derogatively.”

    I use it all the time, and I work with mentally disabled people!!! =(

    • It’s like, such a natural response to things and that’s just terrible! I also always say “That’s so gay” so I’m sure I come off as a giant homophobe. Luckily, my bff is gay and doesn’t flinch when I remind her just how gay she is.

      Bad habits!!!

  2. can’t wait to get home and listen to your “muxtape”…
    they are always awesome.

    i wish this was still the 1800’s so we could make e our slave.
    rude, even wrong… i know- but SO IS SHE!!!!!!

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