May 202008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:57 Eleanore keeps giving me lifejacket safety stickers. Definitely a sign that I’m drowning.


  • 16:02 Right now, the sound of office laughter makes me want to string up dead bodies on a clothesline and stuff them like pinatas. #
  • 16:10 …pinatas stuffed with grenades. #
  • 19:28 Need to stop listening to Dance Gavin Dance or else it will be my funeral. #
  • 23:47 Just confronted Eleanore about the scissors. That went well. (That did not go well.) #
  • 10:38 Chooch and me – popcorn for breakfast. #

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  6 Responses to “tweets like barnyard sex”

  1. i’m so proud of you for confronting gay-ass e about the scissors…

    i’m sorry that you had to be put in that position to begin with.

    popcorn for breakfast?! you and chooch, rule.

  2. yeah! wi-five!

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