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• 15:31 Christina said she’s thankful I bounce my ideas off her & henry before doing anything stupid. Kind of offended, still laffing. #
• 18:57 @buenomexicana because u stink so bad? #
• 19:00 Earlier, Tina did her signature sleazed out snort-laugh. Bob laughed knowingly and I fought the urge to punch myself in the gut. #
• 22:57 @buenomexicana hopefully a bomb in his rectum. #
• 22:57 MURDA MURDA MO MURDA. #
  

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• 14:27 Our local porn shop is closing. What the fuck is becoming of this world?? #
• 19:48 Set off alarm at arts festival. Ran very fast. #
• 09:04 Chooch walks around reciting his own version of the alphabet and I think its rubbing off on me. Luaj. Oajs kasu. Yajsu. #

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