First of all, I love how short Henry is with HNC.

Second of all, ONE OF HNC’S JUNKYARD BABIES IS GETTING TOWED? If you recall, he has TWO decrepit vans in the driveway and ONE in his backyard, which was in another neighbor’s driveway for a few years until THAT neighbor’s landlady was, “GET THIS OUT OF HERE” and before THAT it was in the church parking lot across the street for years until new owners took over and evicted it.

You can read more about the sordid history of our parking drama here. It’s a real fan favorite.

Anyway, we have been hearing for YEARS that HNC is going to get these metal rat hotels towed. No really, there are rats living in at least the one that was towed today. Which was partially why Henry had to go outside and be in the mix (or to “oversee,” as Alyson pointed out when I texted her live updates), he wanted to see if an undulating sea of rodents was going to come pouring out when the van was towed.

Alyson made a good point by saying  that what if the rats wait to spill out at their final destination and then HNC will be complicit in spreading pestilence!

Penelope watched a bit before decreeing that this was TOO MANY MANS and ran off to write feminist poetry.

I caught Henry chatting up the tow truck guy at one point so I just now asked him what they were talking about.

“Nothing. We were just talking.”

Um, yes, and that is why I’m interrogating you right now.

I wonder if HNC will break down into tears under the moonlight later, mourning the loss of one of his babies. Literally bro seems so attached to these junkers!

Can we get someone to tow his wife away next?

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