Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:26 Would rather be home, playing with my new lens. #
- 18:38 when henry makes baked tofu for dinner, i get this uncontrollable urge to marry him. then he leaves his socks on the floor & i’m over it. #
- 08:35 My bagel bitch is here. #
- 09:30 My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. #
- 09:47 My neighbors moved out while Gremlins was on so I associated it with the Gizmo theme. It confused me into feeling sad. #
- 12:30 Henry’s trying to sell me at the neighbor’s yard sale. He’s making a sign that says "cheap ho." #
- 15:46 I wonder if Robocop knows that Christina has his lighter. #
- 17:09 Henry was on a city-wide search for jicama today, but refused to go to the Mexican market by our house because he’s scared of the Spanish mob #
- 17:10 Usually I’m so diligent about counting characters. #
- 18:30 Risked getting jumped for the sake of pitchure-takin’, ya’ll. #
- 19:17 Can muscle be donated? I have too much of that shit and I’d like to help some assholes get calf implants. #
- 20:49 We just got invited to a scene kid party. I wanted to go but Christina had just puked so she said no. #
- 23:52 Fucking nurses & dr’s keep coming in to talk to Christina while I’m TRYING TO WATCH THE REAL WORLD, FUCKERS. #
- 23:55 Christina utilized her time in the bathroom to not just give a urine specimen, but fix her hair as well. #
- 00:46 Christina’s hooked up to plugs and clamps but I had no shame in asking her for money for snacks. I have this friendship thing down. #
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POST TWEET EDIT: Christina is fine. She apparently had bronchitis and didn’t know it or some such shit.
robocop doesn’t mind me having his lighter… but he does want me to give his underwear back.
I doubt that.
Please, just keep them.
“# 23:55 Christina utilized her time in the bathroom to not just give a urine specimen, but fix her hair as well.”
*cracking up* Efficient Christina!