• Oversized overalls from Avalon
• Deep purple pager
• ‘Sophisticated’ dinners at Houlihans; coffee & dessert
• Windowsill revamped with ceramic paint
• Sneaking phone calls to forbidden exes
• Lisa’s jeep overstuffed & oversteeped with joie de vivre
• Puffapalooza ringer tee
• The Substitute
• Kissing a recovering drug addict;
• Laughing because he’s short
• Evan & Aaron
• Caesar salads

Sickly sweet.