Oct 102008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:33 So obsessed with bait shops. Want to interview bait shop owner. Do not know why. #
  • 10:17 I want to start my own bowling team. #
  • 10:17 Is bowling hard to learn? #

  • 13:41 How did I never learn how to cut a goddamn apple? #
  • 09:46 Accidentally lingered on Barney for a second too long. Chooch yelled “hey who’s that?” b4 settling in to watch, big smile on face. FUCK. #
  • 11:56 My devil & angel aren’t perched on my shoulders; they’re sumo wrestling in my brain. #

  • 10:29 Just whiddled a fiddle from a dead man. Now to find a nun to play it. #

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  3 Responses to “Tweets have gone fishin’”

  1. barney knows how to bowl…

  2. Bowling is easy. You will do well rolling heavy balls at targets. If you pretend the pins are people that annoy you, you can get strikes every time.

    Barney is evil, but it might settle Captain Vulgarity right down. Barney doesn’t like a potty mouth.

  3. bowling? I’ll join the team!

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