Oct 162008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:57 Picking pumpkins is perplexing. #
  • 14:43 Chooch woke up in the middle of the nite, pointing at the attic door & saying SCARY SCARY! I KNEW there was something sinister up there. #
  • 16:06 I’m always scared when the first thing my boss says to me is “hi do u have artistic abilities?” #
  • 16:24 Its like ppl look at me and declare: Now THAT girl likes poster board. Give her some Sharpies! #
  • 17:29 The Republicans at work are talking about how they survived 8 yrs of Clinton. LOLSIES. #
  • 21:38 I’m learning how to do things without Henry’s aid. Such as boxing my leftovers without dumping it all in my lap. Its a long road. # 

  • 11:28 @buenomexicana I’m pretty sure that was in a poem I wrote in 7th grade. #
  • 21:47 Pubic plantation. #
  • 01:53 I’m glad customers are so thoughtful to leave the bass bumping in their idling cars as they go into my neighbor’s house to buy drugs. #

  • 11:24 Today I will walk around making melodious fellatio sound effects #
  • 13:48 Breaking News: Marriage Fails Madonna. Dow what? War huh? Election who? #
  • 01:13 shouldn’t be writing things at 1am when i’m giddy and sleep-deprived. should be prank calling ppl instead. #
  • 01:17 is vic there? #

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  5 Responses to “tweets need a diaper change”

  1. Why is picking pumpkins perplexing, or are you just making up new tongue twisters?

  2. … do you think “customers” of rural drug dealers blast dolly parton?

    i love your tweets.

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