Apr 5 2010

I’ve arrived

Category: Reporting from Work


I’m at my new job! With a broken finger! Henry will have you believe it’s just bruised but what does he know? He thought Maunday was a misspelling for Monday ( SO DID ALISHA) until I opened my big bag of Biblical knowledge on his ass. (I’m still galloping around town on my highhorse about that.)

Anyway. My desk area is bare. Stark. Inadequate. But at least I didn’t set off any alarms today.

Already there are two girls who I can imagine being friends with, which is pretty much where friendships start and end with me oh ho ho ho.

11 comments

11 Comments so far

  1. sarah mascara April 5th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Excitement abounds!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart April 6th, 2010 1:10 pm

    I hope so!

  3. Francesco Likes you: and is under the influence April 5th, 2010 11:54 pm

    aww yay!!!

    it’s screaming for some vintage porno prints

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart April 6th, 2010 1:11 pm

    someday i hope to have a job that allows vintage porno prints. that would be majestic.

  5. amber April 6th, 2010 6:22 am

    yeah! put some color up on that biaaatch!

  6. Jessi April 7th, 2010 4:34 pm

    Do you have dual monitors? I’m jealous.

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart April 7th, 2010 10:20 pm

    I do!

    We’ve had dual monitors at home too for the last few years and it can really spoil a person. We were back down to one monitor very briefly a few mths ago and I almost couldn’t function.

  8. John April 8th, 2010 7:23 pm

    Dual monitors is absolutely awesome when doing any type of data/order entry (reading from one window, entering into another) I couldnt’ imagine my job without them

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart April 11th, 2010 4:58 pm

    Yay John! I get happy when people I actually know comment over here:)

  10. John April 12th, 2010 6:46 am

    I’ll tell you what…ever since I added you to my facebook, and was made aware of this blog, I’ve been following it…kinda my little daily dose of insanity that isn’t my own (between work and 3 kids at the house, trust me I have plenty) your writing is really good…I’m surprised you haven’t found a way to make that your job..:)

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2010 9:19 pm

    JOHN! That really made me smile. Thank you!!

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