Nov 122008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 21:11 Chooch just called Satan an asshole. I feel very scared for him. (Satan, I mean.) #
  • 10:10 Gas mask, I’d have swam through a sea of trucker cum for you. #
  • 15:13 I might be the only person in the world who gets uglier when she smiles. Except maybe Linda Blair in The Exorcist #
  • 16:18 My super human power is gaining 35 lbs at the exact moment my photo is taken. I would never be able to hook a dude online. OK, maybe SOME. #
  • 16:23 Uh, this gas mask STINKS. What happened to the fresh pine cone scent the seller on ebay promised? Wait, that was for the anal beads, nm. #

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  3 Responses to “tweet, tweet, goose”

  1. satan should be scared- chooch is dangerous!
    you and henry make such awesome spawn.

    pine cone scent before or after usage of the anal beads?

    i still love your twitters.

  2. that would be two of us. I look hot when I’m all serious and focused like (so I’ve been told)

    smiling? no

  3. i read through that and i thought it said santa?

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